Kira's Comedy Sketch - Twin Rocks Trading Post

Why did the horse help the horse in the
next stall?

He was being
neigh-borly

Why did the tick
stick to the magnet?

Because he was
magne-tick!

What catches fish
and attracts magnets?

A mag-net

Why did the hippo get to go to the dance?

Because she
was hip-po

What did the bug say to the grub?

"Go take a bath, you look grubby"

Which finger likes pink the most?

Your pink-y

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What does Santa say
when he's happy about
the Navajo People?

Nava-ho-ho-ho!

What is a vulture's
favorite joke?

a joy buzzard

What do apples hate?

Apple Pie

Why did the tick
stick to the magnet?

Because he was
magne-tick!

What class is a bra's favorite?

Alge-bra

Which giant
wears rags?

"Ragrid"

Why did the tick
stick to the magnet?

Because he was
magne-tick!

Where do stars go for broken arm?

Star Fix

What city does
lots of paring?

Pare-is

What people are the brighest in the world?

The Shine-ese

Which country feels need alot? Ca-need-a	Which country makes the most protective clothing? Armor-ica	What do you call it when clocks have a holiday? Valen-time's day
What does a bird take in class? A nest test	What do you call a sucker bum? Dum-dum bum	What is a bird's favorite card game? Go Finch
What watches your pocket? A pocket watch	What did the baby rat say when his mother said he couldn't go to the movies? "Oh, mice!"	What do bananas hate? Banana Splits
What do trees use at night? Willow Pillows	Why was the lion always in trouble? Because he was always lion (lyin')	What do you call a dumb instrument? Dumb bell
What kind of vehicle do bees drive? Humbees	What's black, sticky, and has four wheels? A tar car	What do you call when your doctor is in love? Doctor U.R.N. Luv
What does a fairy say when she sees someone cheat? No fair-y! You cheated	Where do foot'ball players eat? the 49er Diner	What do you call a vegatible that plays in the band? an Ocrastra
What is the name that rude men have? Rude-y	What do ghosts eat for lunch? Ham-boo-gers	What is a tornado's favorite game? Twister
What do toy bears do when they're mad? teddy-glare	What is the most popular dance for knick-knacks? knick-knack-arana	What insect do you call to organize a party? A cater-pillar

What kind of game
do rabbits like?

Hopscotch

What kind of music
dose a rabbit listen to?

"Hip Hop!"

What do you call a
cry baby dinosaur?

A Whineasoars.

Tarrik is Kira's cousin.

What do you call a girl telephone pole?

Communi-kate!

What kind of music
does a mummy listen to?

Wrap

Where do cows go
on a date?

"To The moovies!"

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